HOLLY IS STOOPID.
HOLLY IS STOOPID BECAUSE SHE HAS NOT BEEN ON TODAY AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW HER THAT WILL BREAK HER FREAKING OVARIES BUT SHES NOT ON SO I CANT SHOW HER AND ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND I JUST WANNA GIVE HER HER SURPRISE GOD DAMN IT
well this is awkward
- Holly: that's what i've called my niall feels
- because he is a leprechaun
- and i want to just carry him around in my pocket always
- oh god i looked too hard
- i looked too hard at his hips
- leprechaun feels are gone
- and now it's do me feels
- i'm sorry bb
- im laughing
- to tumblr and beyond
- Li li: "So how would your life be different if you'd never met me?"
- Me: *lists off reasons*
- "So li li,
- I guess what I'm trying to say
- MY LIFE
- WOULD SUCK
- WITHOUUUUUUUT YOUUUUUUUUUU"
- Li li: "I'm saving this conversation."
when you see an awkward guy and rethink talking to him because this,
TURNED INTO THIS:
- Hollys Porn Song: pornnnnnnn
- porn porn all the porn
- zolly porn is good porn
- Hollys last words before she went to sleep: gnight